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adrenaline: “I love you.” — Please call and say you miss me. (via coral) Please.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:02:17 -0400

adrenaline:

“I love you.”

— Please call and say you miss me. (via coral)

Please.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:01:42 -0400

adrenaline: “I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:01:31 -0400

adrenaline:

“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?” Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”

— Terry Pratchett, Sourcery (via coral)

Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I'll send u a nude

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:56:53 -0400

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aphony-cree: sp8b8: class-isnt-the-only-oppression: biggest-gaudiest...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:18:02 -0400

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aphony-cree:

sp8b8:

class-isnt-the-only-oppression:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Happy Pride Month Eleanor Roosevelt was queer, the Little Mermaid is a gay love story, James Dean liked men, Emily Dickinson was a lesbian, Nikola Tesla was asexual, Freddie Mercury was bisexual & British Indian, and black trans women pioneered the gay rights movement.

Florence Nightingale was a lesbian, Leonardo da Vinci was gay, Michelangelo too, Jane Austen liked women, Hatshepsut was not cisgender, and Alexander the Great was a power bottom

Honestly just reblogging for that last one

Probably not historically backed but fuck yes

Eleanor Roosevelt wrote love letters to Lorena Hickok

Love letters Hans Christian Anderson wrote to Edvard Collin contain elements that appeared in The Little Mermaid, which he was writing at the same time

Several people who knew James Dean have talked about his relationships with men

Letters and poems allude to a romance between Emily Dickinson and at least two women

Nikola Tesla was adverse to touch. He said he fell in love with one women but never touched her and didn’t want to get married

Freddie Mercury is well known for his attraction to men but was also linked to several women, including Barbara Valentin whom he lived with shortly before he died. Friends have talked about being invited into their bed and walking in on them having sex (documentary Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender)

Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are two of the best-known activists who fought in the Stonewall riots

Florence Nightingale refused 4 marriage proposals and her letters and memoir suggest a love for women

Leonardo da Vinci never married or fathered children, was once brought up on sodomy charges, and a sketch in one of his notebooks is 2 penises walking toward a hole labeled with the nickname of his apprentice

Condivi said that Michelangelo often spoke exclusively of masculine love

Jane Austin never married and wrote about sharing a bed with women (Jane Austen At Home: A Biography by Lucy Worsley)

Hatshepsut took the male title Pharaoh (instead of Queen Regent) and is depicted in art from the time the same way a male Pharaoh would have been

“Alexander was only defeated once…and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs.” is a 2,000 year old quote

I want to hire you to follow me around and defend my honor with meticulous research

neonslowpoke: greek-god-of-hair: Why does everyone love Jonathan on Queer Eye? Because I love...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:11:18 -0400

neonslowpoke:

greek-god-of-hair:

Why does everyone love Jonathan on Queer Eye?

Because I love being taught to love myself. Being taught skin care regiment by a beautiful gay man who looks like Jesus. He’s powerful. He’s positive. He’s giving you a home made DIY lip scrub made from honey, coconut oil, sugar, and essentials oils that you can make with your mother and kids. He’s teaching you how to use green tinted concealer for the redness in your skin so you can get your ex wife back and take her to a car show. Jonathan is love, and powerful vibes in your bathroom when you’re not feeling your best. Self care starts somewhere. And he’s giving you the first step. Go gay Jesus.

The moral of the story is that if you see JVN on your dash: reblog him and be blessed with clear skin, smooth hair, and a walk that destroys empires.

he is just so unabashedly authentic, it’s endearing

pepalfreyman:@eonclairemodel struggles in vain…

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:09:52 -0400

pepalfreyman:

@eonclairemodel struggles in vain…

submanifest: The unveiling🖤 please don’t remove my caption

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:08:21 -0400

submanifest:

The unveiling🖤

**please don’t remove my caption**

curlyfrixxs: Being waterboarded is obviously torture but its...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:08:10 -0400

curlyfrixxs:

Being waterboarded is obviously torture but its actually.. kinda.. relaxing..?

Find the video and full photoset HERE

AmateurPorn ~ Twitter ~ Ko-Fi

kaylapocalypse: tilthat: TIL we now know rats react differently when men are around than they do...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:01:01 -0400

kaylapocalypse:

tilthat:

TIL we now know rats react differently when men are around than they do women, potentially invalidating 100 years of behavioural studies using lab rats

via reddit.com

“Rats and mice show increased stress levels when handled by men rather than women, potentially skewing study results.”

witch films

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:58:38 -0400

murderdollie:

idk I just love witches

witches of eastwick

practical magic

the craft

the covenant

the witches

hocus pocus

the worst witch TV series

wicked stepmother

Sabrina

the woods

the crucible

disturbing behaviour

the coven (link)

little witches (link)

the worst witch movie

ahs Coven

i mainly made this for myself oops

~~none of the pictures or gifs are mine, sorry~~

addictivekisses: meetthesmiths: whorderofthepheonix: seymonecristina: jacobmick: haiku-robot: s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:53:14 -0400

addictivekisses:

meetthesmiths:

whorderofthepheonix:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.

Why I reblog this every time

Every time 😂😭

Ain’t chancing it. 😂😂

patchworkheart: natural–blues: moonwaningcrescent: If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:47:05 -0400

patchworkheart:

natural–blues:

moonwaningcrescent:

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.

If the answer is no, move on.

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

slytherinstripper: how have i never seen this before, this is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:34:35 -0400

slytherinstripper:

how have i never seen this before, this is amazing 💜💜

s0ftfuzzyman:me, forgetting that fatigue is a symptom of all my illnesses: why do i never do...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:32:58 -0400

s0ftfuzzyman:

me, forgetting that fatigue is a symptom of all my illnesses: why do i never do anything im so lazy :^/

hamiltrash1411: professorsparklepants: thelovelylights: feistyf...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:22:29 -0400

hamiltrash1411:

professorsparklepants:

thelovelylights:

feistyfrank:

thegestianpoet:

dxphni:

hellyeahrihannafenty:

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water

that was a classic that was a classic

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

I FOUND IT!!

Boys with thick thighs reblog if u agree

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:42:45 -0400

hellalowselfesteem: byebyethinspo: if you are having trouble with eating: you deserve to eat you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:40:57 -0400

hellalowselfesteem:

byebyethinspo:

if you are having trouble with eating:

you deserve to eat

you need to eat

food is not the enemy

calories give you the energy to smile

you are worthy

you are loved

i am proud of you for fighting, you can do this!!

5 seconds of insane courage, it’s all you need

your struggles are real, so is your bravery

you are good enough

you are not a mistake

you are one of a kind

every cell in your body needs love

PASS THIS ON BECAUSE YOU LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FOLLOWERS

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:34:18 -0400

rihardgansey:I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:24:27 -0400

rihardgansey:

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

AmanuensisJWolfe.

adrenaline: “I love you.” — Please call and say you miss me. (via coral) Please.

Photo

adrenaline: “I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living...

Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I'll send u a nude

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aphony-cree: sp8b8: class-isnt-the-only-oppression: biggest-gaudiest...

neonslowpoke: greek-god-of-hair: Why does everyone love Jonathan on Queer Eye? Because I love...

Why does everyone love Jonathan on Queer Eye?

pepalfreyman:@eonclairemodel struggles in vain…

submanifest: The unveiling🖤 **please don’t remove my caption**

curlyfrixxs: Being waterboarded is obviously torture but its...

kaylapocalypse: tilthat: TIL we now know rats react differently when men are around than they do...

witch films

addictivekisses: meetthesmiths: whorderofthepheonix: seymonecristina: jacobmick: haiku-robot: s...

patchworkheart: natural–blues: moonwaningcrescent: If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat...

slytherinstripper: how have i never seen this before, this is...

s0ftfuzzyman:me, forgetting that fatigue is a symptom of all my illnesses: why do i never do...

hamiltrash1411: professorsparklepants: thelovelylights: feistyf...

Boys with thick thighs reblog if u agree

hellalowselfesteem: byebyethinspo: if you are having trouble with eating: you deserve to eat you...

Photo

rihardgansey:I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

submanifest: The unveiling🖤 please don’t remove my caption